Thursday, October 25, 2007

yo!

sch today was alright.

went for fma lecture.
crapped with ly n deon sitting beside me.

then ate yong tau foo n went for oral test for wec.
hahha. the tcher was luffing at me for being so gan chiong.
then i kept trying very hard to find my points to say.
then when he tried to ask me qns, i kept telling him i havent finish the previous point.
but i tot i did quite gd cuz he kept saying tt im the first one hu came up with some points.

then stats lecture.
crapped with xt. played with yq.

then me xt n edwin went yq's new hse. hah.
damn fun. we played dai dee.
we start out with 10 chips each.
then every round the loser has to give the winner a chip.
then at the end of the whole game.
the winner can beat the loser's sole with a metal ruler.
then i added tt if sumone ends with 10 chips shall be the worst loser cuz lyk no participation at all.
played for lyk at least 2 hrs i tink.
tried to irritate them with my singing too.
hahha. at the last 3rd round, xt had lyk 10 chips.
so for the last 2 rounds we kept working together to keep her with 10 chips.
in the end she was the worst loser.
10 times frm yq, 2 times frm me, n 1 time frm edwin.
i got 1 time frm yq.
edwin got 2 times frm yq n 1 time frm me.
lolol.
but we r under lots of stress too.
cuz if we didnt hit hard enuff we will get hit back.
so i really used all my strength on xt. haah. SORRY!!!

then we also playd a joke on gonaidi n use yq's acc to ask if he lyk her.
lolol. damn funny.
maybe tml yq shall act emo n make gonaidi guilty!!!

here r sum of the comments my fren made for me:

What is best about me?
-ur cheerfulness, laughter [lizhen]
-figure n humour index [edwin] (whoa. i lyk the figure part)
-optimistic [liyan]
-your laughter [xueting]
-cheerful [jason]
-able to be there for me when i need someone to listen [caiying]
-eat non-stop [jiali] (hah. that is gd arh?)
-your laughter [amanda]
-ur craziness, confidence, easy go lucky attitude [patricia] (wow. tt's nice!]

What is bad about me?
-eat too much. pple arnd u eat as much with u will get fat but u wun [lizhen] (hhaha. sorry!!!)
-super high pitch voice [edwin] (tt's my asset loh)
-lazy [liyan] (yeah i agree too)
-too se(dirty) but we lyk it [xueting] (haha. at least i keep u all entertained)
-too cheerful lol [jason] (huh. tt's bad meh?)
-nv visit my blog n tag. haha. =X [caiying] (i seriously dunno ur blog url!!)
-poor memory (u dun rmb things) [jiali] (only u notice this!!!)
-ur non-stop laughter. haha. [amanda] (do my laughter irritate u guys so much???)
-ur sarcastic remarks. haha. [patricia] (eh. at least i dun min it bad)

What is my name in ur phone?
-seow hui [lizhen]
-seow hui [edwin]
-seowhui [liyan]
-seow hui [xueting]
-seow hui hp [jason]
-seowhui 王筱慧 [jiali] (yeah! exactly the same way i saved urs!)
-seowhui [amanda]
-sh [patricia]

all i can say is. u guys r so boring!!! gimme names!!!

i am ur..
-best friend [lizhen]
-30yearfriend [edwin] (private joke)
-good frenz [liyan]
-good friend who like to see the same things [xueting] (yay! we got same taste!)
-long distant cousin or some sort lol [jason] (cuz we got same surname)
-neighbor cum fren cum classmate cum schoolmate (is tis ok?) [jiali] (hah. super ok. super long)
-good friend [patricia]

i am just like a..
-sun flower [lizhen] (tt's sweet!)
-witch [edwin] (Wah kao)
-child [liyan] (hahah. she tinks i very childish sumtimes)
-laughing machine [xueting] (lol)
-good fren [jason]
-joker!! haha. [jiali] (fine.)
-crazy girl [patricia]

what do u wish for me?
-to b happy always [lizhen] (thx! u too!)
-get ur ecgx dream. [edwin] (coming true soon. i can smell him alrdy)
-stay wild n happy [liyan]
-get rich together with me lol [jason] (hahah. i can smell money too)
-wish ya al e best in everything!! [jiali] (yay! u too!)
-to be rich! haha. [patricia]

ok i wan to do a special feature on deon's reply.
this way u can see how random n qian bian is him.

"its best if u dun ask, its bad if u had asked, seowhui previously was xiao hui, your a canon ixus 700 with 7.5 times zoom to me your even better than a konica minolta with pixels problem.. your just a new age technology breakthrough unless not discovered, i wish you would give me discount when buying lens"

-_-"

nw is my reply to xt n jason:

xt:
wad is best in me? -u r lyk a mother to us.
wad is bad in me? -u r such a flirt. haha.
what is my name in ur hp? -xueting loh.
i am ur -fren out the 4 hu noes me more emotionally
i am just lyk a -gd fren to me
what u wish for me? - get another bf soon n leave the rest of the guys for us! haha.

jason:
wad is best in me? -nv boring
wad is bad in me? -tok too much
what is my name in ur hp? -ong brother hp
i am ur -entertainer when im bored. n chiobu seeker.
i am just lyk a -guy fren hu share chiobu pics with me.
wad u wish for me? -marry zhuo wen xuan!!

PHOTOS:


hah. tt day jianrong was showing us hw a noob dress lyk.


my new hp pouch. damn cute.
my bag is so full of soft toys nw.
i used the fish one as my wallet.

went on to camwhoring just nw.
i got nth to do.


typical look.


typical pose too. with my mouth wide open.


to show u guys tt my eyes r NOT tt small!!!
tt leg is on purpose.


another typical look.


my elmo. i just found them.


n my pouch!! tt leg is on purpose.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

yo!!

went out with deon liyan n my sis today to buy stuffs.
deon damn random.
he kept tokin throughout the whole journey until we r all quite irritated by him.
but i tink it's quite funny.
we were all looking for jobs.
then deon started saying tt i shld go into SK jewellery.
wait for them to ask me wad im looking for n then tell them im looking for a job.
then i added tt i shld then start looking over their counter n see if i can find a "job" there. hah.

he's quite clever.
he actually found the irony in these 2 phrase:
love is blind
love at first sight

how can u haf love at first sight when love is supposed to be blind???

Saturday, October 20, 2007

i really love xueting until siao alrdy.
look wad she did just for me!!!


look abit fake.

so she did this.


damn cool K!!!!!

I LOVE HER!!!
gonna be a long post today!

ytd woke up late. haha.
went to meet the pple for EM instead of gng for econs lecture.
on the way walked to jec to buy bread n candle for ly.
reached n got thru the first part of lesson.
then break is the fun part.
everyone got crazy!!!!!
see the photos!



us with the bday gal.



and then me n xt had to take photo with gonaidi i dunno y.




then there was a series of gay actions.

videos:


non-secret part 1.
edwin is super scared of the gonaidi pulling his head to him.
we got it all down this time! =D
edwin is so gay!
non-secret take 1 and 2! lol.


haha. take 3!
gonaidi's stomach exposed!
take 4 is take off edwin's clothes.
take 5 is take off edwin's pants.


started off quite obscene.
take 6 edwin stripped himself.
then changed to the hugging scene.

then to fc 4 to wait for the time to pass.
cuz sakura international buffet starts at 6 n we end at 3.
celebrated ly bday with her pathetic "cake".



then everyone started playing poker.
then the guys were lyk who lose must kiss me.
n everyone started being serious.
cuz none wan to lose.
wth lah! lol.
in the end ian lose.
i was so embarassed when they kept asking ian to kiss me.
i tried to run but they blocked every way out.
haha.. so i went under the table n ran out.
clever huh! lolol.
then we decided to haf another game with everyone's agreement.
the loser frm the gals shall kiss one guy n the loser frm the guys shall kiss a gal.
we 3 got together to beat ly down.
in the end ian lost again so he had to kiss ly's hand.
so funny!! ly kept trying to get away but haha. NO!
so in the end she got kissed.
then we kept trying to tease the two of them.
then met my sis n wanted to carry out with the plan tt ly had tot of.
she wanted my sis to haf the impression tt she dun wan her to go.
but failed!!! cuz ly dunno how to act! lol.

finally set off to toa payoh.
on the train, the guys kept gaying n swearing.
alot of pple were looking at us.
but they nv realise.

at sakura, ate lyk super lot.
played the number game where everyone ganged up to trick ly again.
first time everyone dunno hw to act.
me n ly were sandwiched n i was super scared.
but when she shout out the right number everyone cheered.
so ly was lyk how come everyone noe the number. haha.
so first time we said we cheated but she nv tot tt we had alrdy 2 other numbers in mind.

2nd time she lost of cuz.
had to kiss derrick's hand.

video: ly kissed derrick's hand


see how many times ly hit derrick. lolololol.

3rd time everyone made a mistake.
supposed to be 46 but everyone tot is 47.
only me n xt rmb the correct number.
so when it was xt's turn.
edwin was lyk "xueting choose 46."
n xueting replied "i dun wan to blif u" n she chose 47.
i still tot she damn clever.
n my sis announced she got the number.
me n xt both instant shock!
she had to kiss gonaidi's hand. haha.
all the time she was looking at me with those "wth happened!" eyes.
i cant help!!!

video: xt kissing gonaidi's hand.

look at xt's innocent eyes!


the guys.


haha. me n ly r at tt stage where we r not afraid to reveal out sexual attractions alrdy.

then we went to pool session.
all the photos started frm there.




the purpose of these 3 photos is to show u how qian bian deon's face is.


edwin insisted on taking pic with me cuz he say i dress until very nice tt day.


deon's super idiotic.
he's supposed to take 3 of us.
then he zoomed in n take edwin's shirt n said tt smth wrong is with the photo. wth!


deon's qian bian face again!


we surrounded her with our love tt day! =D







then edwin started takind pics with every gal.


haha. ok lah. i buy u one lah. u look lyk u lyk it alot!


gay actions did not stop on the train.
it continued to the pool.






then edwin continue to take photo with guys.
i sumhow feel tt he still tink it's his bday. lolol.


then there's the 3 of us.
xueting was playing pool.


n me n deon imitating mr n mrs smith.
i tink this photo very cool.
can sumone pls photoshop off deon's head n replace it with ecgx head for me???

then today first lesson wsd.
had a quiz. first qn was individual quiz.
the qn was the start of a song n we had to guess was song it was.
only i got the ans.
it was yi ren yi ban frm 881. lol.

then was grp quiz.
first qns was qian bian wen da ti.
the qn was hu was smarter:
a)fish
b)soup
c)beehoon
d)none of the above
e)i am the smartest we r the only grp hu got it correct thanks to me.
i saw the ans n i immediately noe which one.
it's a) fish cuz yu pian mi fen (fish slice beehoon) which also sounded lyk fish lying to beehoon
im not a free rider k! to prove to gonaidi.
then 2nd n 3rd qns were smth to do with wed tok.
everyone surely nv listen carefully n were toking away.
but i haf the habit of reading things off slides while still crapping with others.
so i got both ans correct too! yeah!
then aft tt were qns related to wsd.
i anyhow guess also correct.
i think out of 9 qns i got ans 5 or 6 correctly!
haha. im the star player!

then i slpt thru accounting lecture.
too tired frm last night.
went for gems. arh. boring.
saw the gal who made edwin fell in love. lololol.
then acc lessons. boring too.
but we came up with a vulgarity competition.
one vulgarity spoken=$1
one combo of vulgarities spoken=$5
prize=winner with most no. of vulgarities spoken haf to prepare bbq at the chalet!
duration=19/10/2007-28/10/07
contestants=me, xt, ly, yq, deon, ian, gonaidi, danial, derrick, weihao, edwin.
contributing to class fund while turning everyone into civilised pple.
gd idea! =D

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

hello!!

today very fun!
got alot of break.
played stress with gonaidi n edwin.
hahah. had a fair share of win n loss.
then played dai dee too.
during stats lecture, me n ly fight.
hahaha. so fun.

then during seminars, had lot of fun too.
kept luffing.
then gonaidi having a production tml.
named "non-secret"
casts as below:
jay chou-gonaidi
kui lun mei-gonaidi
sorry. low budget film so haf to bao ka liao.

then this seller on ebay came to tok to us.
he said the first item he sold opened his eyes.
n all of them started asking me to go sell on ebay too.
so tt i'll open my eyes, get it?
wtf!

tml gng sakura international buffet for ly bdae!!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

lyk shit! my money kept getting cheated.
my wet tissue bought at 3.90 but saw tt it was gng for 1.95 today at watson.
my curling tongs bought at 49.90.
price nv drop but nw got free bag.
wth.im always buying things too early.
then xt n yq kept calling me cai tao for this..
=(

tried to irritate pple during brak today cuz our major source of entertainment not there yet.
tt is-edwin.
but everyone was in happy mood, none affected by me.

got ecgx email finally thru sum help.
was so happy but but but.
the email has not been in use since 2 yrs ago.
wah. my dream crash again.
sumday, im gng to pack my things n set off on a journey to find him. hah.
haiz..

class grping probs are nv ending.
it's gng to break the whole class apart.
everyone is sad.
wad can we do???

deon yq n ly today abit crap..
kept toking in accents. i dunno y.

wsd was ok.
aft the class was grping management.
hah. everyone got together to tok abt the grping prob.
i didnt noe wad to say so me n edwin was lyk fooling arnd with the whiteboard n playing with the roller chair.
deon was bastard.
he tried to make me fall down again by pushing the roller chair when i wasnt aware.
i was shocked.
last thurs he made me cry cuz i was sitting on 2 legs of my chair n toking to yq i tink.
then he came n hooked the other 2 legs with his leg.
n i tink he wasnt aware tt he was using too much strength.
he pulled the whole chair out.
n the next thing i noe was i was sitting on the floor.
the main reason y i just started crying was cuz i was damn shocked.
not cuz of the pain on my left butt.
i was super shocked n my tears just came.
others were super shocked too.
xt said tt she saw the whole process.
the whole still-luffing-but-turned-into-crying process.
yq said she was shocked tt when she turned back to me, i was missing.
hahha. actually come to tink of it, it's quite funny. LOL.
but i wasnt angry with him.
if u really get to noe him well, u will noe tt he will do things out of random.
so i noe he didnt min it.
so ok lah.

chalet booked. 29-31 oct!!
yay!! smth to bond us again!!

Monday, October 08, 2007

yo!

had a super eventful day today.
i haf to come up here to blog abt it.
one of the reason is to clarify things too.
for those hu noes wad happen, gd.
for those hu dun understand, gd, im not gng to reveal names.

firstly, i haf to say tt none of us wanted things to end up this way.
im sure nobody does.
i dunno y it ended up this way.
but i nv once tink tt we r at fault.
CUZ!! (ok. im not being harsh here. im just trying to clarify our stands.)
we r not the one controlling the thoughts of these guys.
we r perfectly fine if u go ahead n ask if anyone of them wans to join ur grp.
n we r perfectly fine if they agreed to go to ur grp.
its not as if we r pointing a gun at their heads n order them to stay within our grp.
it's just tt cuz our programming is too lousy, we nid sum experts to help us along.
but if they wan to hop over to ur grp, we r perfectly fine with it.
we wun say anything, we will shut up.
but the thing is, u've asked them alrdy n they all said tt they r in our grp.
so y r u so against the gals nw?
we SWEAR we did not psycho them at all.

Secondly, i tink tt the attitudes u showed us r abit over the board.
we haf alrdy tried our best to remain polite n friendly to u alrdy.
but the way u r treating us sumhow makes us tink if it's not worth it.
actually the few of us today r alrdy flaring up.
but we remained silent cuz we did not wan a fight to begin.
we dun wan to quarrel at all.
aftall, we r a class, y shld all these things happen to break our bonds?
we r trying to accommodate, so we hope tt u will consider too.

Lastly, we did not wan this misunderstandings to break our frenship.
aftall, it's better to be frens than enemies.
we just hope tt u will see tt we nid their help more.

on a lighter note.

went out with gonaidi edwin n xt to bukit panjang plaza to eat congee again.
i tink it has bcum our fave place to sit down n chat.
on the way was teaching gonaidi fruits name.
for eg, durian is shan zhu, jackfruit is liu lian, orange is ping guo, apple is shui mi tao etc etc.
then he got completely confused. so funny.
had a lot of lufter while eating.
the waitress greeted edwin as xiao jie (miss) when he wanted to ordered.
the 4 of us burst out luffing so much edwin cldnt order at all.
then we tried two weird drinks - salty dog n sparkling dracula.
both also tasted nice but gonaidi dun lyk his salty dog.

went home.
took photos of these naughty boys.

acting cute.


chocolate in their mouth.


angry face!


happy face!!

was teaching didi the diff between "i kiss u" & "u kiss me"
so got quite alot of kisses.
then was hi-five-ing with our legs.
made him noe the diff between which leg to use to hi-five.
taught him hi-five-ing with hands and shake hand.
so he noes the difference of right n left hands.
hahah. i tink i can be a gd kindergarten tcher!

did sum revising today.
yeah. i wan to study finally. hahaha.


tt's all. nth much to say today.
but dun worry, my emotions r not affected.
cuz smth cheered me up today!!!! =D

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Bye Bye old hse..


Hello new hse!

Thursday, October 04, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR EDWINA!!!!


18 liao. can do more things.
wun get kicked out the nxt time we go zouk.
hahha.

everyone acted lyk they dunno today is edwin's bdae.
lolol.. n he got really disappointed with us.
his first words to me today were.
"ytd only shurong n joshua wished me happy bdae."
hahha.. too bad. we wan to give u a big surprise.

so yeah. controlled myself frm calling him a "ssssssssss.." (sissy)
hahaha. kept asking where he wan to go aft sch.
if not dun waste our time, we wan to go home.
yes, we were tt harsh to him.
then during break, we surprised him with his bdae cake.
hahha. he got really touched can see.
but he refused to cry. bad bad.
so yeah, made him change into his new clothes.
gave him 2 shirts n a belt.
he looked so much nicer!!
then i wrote a msg on the box made by yq for him.
"男人十六一朵花
男人十八小鸟会下垂"
it meant (a guy is like a flower when he's 16.
a guy's penis sags when he reach 18)
hahah. funny.
the first line was said by him during econs lecture.
i added the second line.
then we were saying wad abt naidi nw, hu is alrdy 21.
i said tt it has alrdy flown away.

went wheelocks place's nydc aft sch.
on the train saw this ang moh super handsome.
was leaning on the pole behind xt.
so i kept asking xt to tok to me so i can glance at him.
then when he's gone, edwin leaned on the polen asked us to tok to him.
we immediately turned away.
sorry, birhday's arent big deals to us.
then naidi met perverts on the train.
weird.. pervert attracts pervert.

so ate at nydc, had much fun.
we chose to take pic with edwin's back view.
cuz he looked so much better lyk tt. =D



hahah.. so haf a few heartfelt words for edwin nw.
here it goes.

Dear EdwinA!!
Happy 18th Birthday. Finally!
U noe u r the only guy hu can make my luffing machine goes haywire.
U noe tt ur face is a joke to me.
U noe tt jus by looking at ur face, i can nv stop luffing.
I noe tt all these are bad, but hey, u cheered up my life EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!
im not lying. really.
whenever im down or troubled by stuffs.
ur face nv fails to make me luff.
durin ndp training, we had to bear with the heat.
it's ur jokes tt made us super cold so tt we cld survive.
we both made a pact to be frens for 30 yrs, n maybe even 50 yrs!
i so wanna appear on the straits times with u!
we will be the longest frenship n still participating in ndp.
n our differnt language lufter.
my ha ha ha-french way of luffing.
ur ho ho ho-jap way of luffing.
n our nv ending recite of chinese sentences.
"ba xian guo hai, ge xian shen tong."
"ni pu sa guo jiang, zi shen nan bao."
etc, etc.
we always luff lyk crazy! hah.
hope u will still continue to make me luff thru my 2nd yr 2nd sem n all the way thru 3rd yr too.
ok, maybe it's bad tt i luff at ur face.
but i noe u dun mind.
aiyah, dun lyk tt lah!
we best sisters leh!
dun worry, me n xt very determined to get u to transform into a real man.
aft all, i said tt i'll be super sad if u dun get married.
dun matter if u can only hold ur wedding in australia. i understand y.
cuz it's the place where homosexuals can marry legally.
i'll support u all the way.
GO GO GO!!! ale ale ale!

Small eyes Monster!


came home n moved hse.
kept lying arnd in the aircon rm.
so excited. got aircon leh!!!
lolol.
my sis found this fish&co stuff.
n im using it for my hp.


last but not least.
once again.
happy birthday dear edwinA!