Monday, April 28, 2008

got to know a big secrets again..

just wondering y guys dun confess to me when they lyk me
i always find out aft they've stop liking me
is it i look too fierce?
am i too over friendly???

super sian.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

hello

went to MOS last night
with the 3Ds n my sis n derrick's gf
didnt plan on gng actually
morning the guys ask if wan to go
so i ok loh
then aft sch go interview for job
fuck fuck fuck
ate at suntec's just noodle first
then trained down to eunos n walked lyk crazy cuz we were late
n then when we got there
i saw the very very infamous name
VENTURE ERA

i was praying so hard not tt company
but luck was playing with us
we tio tt company
went in n was lyk telling us a whole lot of different things
told us on the phone tt it was an admin work
went there told us it's sales n marketing
wah liao
derrick n xueting argued with the manager b4 they sent us out
fine i dun give a damn abt tt company
told my cousin abt it today
she said i shld send a complain letter to the press for them lying to us
im just being kind

then went to danial's hse
where we played daidee n did those crazy dares again
derrick had to wash his feet in the toilet bowl
deon had to get his hair wet for 10 secs
i had to smack derrick's ass lyk sum kind of SM thing
lolololol.

then set off to clarke quay at arnd 6.30
met my sis there
saw this guy wearing clot tee
shit. he's so fat
queued super long
but lucky us saw shazzman n he let us in thru the vip entrance
got in n watched the pple party
super high
ended quite early at 9.30

sat outside
saw alan lek
saw dawn yeo or yang the blogger
derrick's gf got drunk n suddenly ran n fell down
all of us got a shock
but derrick was being a sweet guy by helping her to clean her wounds
not bad huh!!!

i prefer clubbing environment to the pub kind of place
no cigarettes
my love

Thursday, April 24, 2008

you know sometimes in life
when you just feel that you are born
to entertain people
to fulfil the job of being a clown
make them laugh
make them happy
when the day turn into night
when everybody leaves
your day ends too
you go home
you've got no energy to talk at all
you need to rest
and prepare for tomorrow
this carries on today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow etc etc
and at the end of the day
you wonder if people really remember you
you know them of course
you know each of them personally
in your eyes, every one of them is equally important to you
you've seen and shared their ups and downs
but in their eyes, you are someone without worries, no frustration, forever happy
what they do not know is that clowns are humans too
they have their fair share of emotions
they need someone to be there for them
just like them needing people to entertain them
clowns need a clown in their lives too
when they laugh and looked like they are happy
it's not because they care less about what's going on around them
it's because they are trying to drown every sadness out of their lives
they know that if they get associated with any sadness
they will be able to make one less person happy

you just hope that even if they do not remember your name
at least they know you once appeared in their lives before.

surprised???
there's just so many other things that you guys don't know.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

hello

went for tutorial n was late again
samik nath toking in an indian accent tt no one can understand
but i find tt if u concentrate hard u can make it out
but smth really funny happened when he asked for the "tard" downpoint of a sole proprietorship n partnership
n i asked him wad is "tard"
n when he explained then i realised tt he's actually saying "third"
wtf. the whole class luff again
then he ask me qns but i kept bombing him with qns for the previous qn tt i forgot wad he asked
so i asked if he is looking for the disadvantage of a corporation
he said no
then is it advantage of corporation
NO
he gave up n asked xt instead
lolololol

but i listened attentively n i realised i cld understand wad he's toking abt
went lecture n i also paid close attention
gd.. hopeful results this sem.

aft sch went to watch movie with deon n xt
wanted to watch with derrick n his gf but dunno y they just dun wan to watch with us
so nvm
did abit of job interview too
watched the movie
abit draggy
but the baby was real cute when she's young
but gt turned off when she grew up into a china woman
.........

aft tt walked to the cathay where we found tt there's the world premiere of dance of dragon
stayed to watch
wah liao
they super dua pai loh
event supposed to start at 6
but they only come at arnd 1 n a half hr ltr
i got mosquito bites lah!!!!
saw them walked pass n we went off
took bus with deon to chinatown point where i took bus home n he took train home

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

yo yo!

went for one hr lecture
late again cuz haf to wait for the mister derrick
then waited for xt also
so was super late

on the bus to je super funny
cuz derrick called to ask where am i
n i told him i'll reach in abt 10-15 mins
then he said omygod which i mistook as dhoby gaut n i was lyk huh? u wan to go dhoby gaut nw??
hahah.

ate alot of sweet while waiting for them
paid close attention in class

aft class went out with derrick deon n danial (the 3Ds) n also yq who went an interview n in the end had to start work immediately
so me n the 3Ds ate KFC
finally!!!
tok n luff lyk crazy
then decided to watch movie
but gv jp dun haf the hottie n the nottie
so took a cab down to cineleisure to watch
on the cab omg
pls pls PLS dun share cab with derrick
he's too big size until i was squeezed to one side
n can u imagine when the cab turn
both derrick n deon's weight are all on me??
i hope this can help me to slim down
anyway
bought the tickets n there's still n hr to the show
so went to lucky plaza where derrick insists tt there sell the cheapest perfume n i told him surely got mix water inside
shun bian looked at the iphones selling there
got one is lyk the apple has a line across it
n we concluded it's china apple
then went to the perfume shop n asked for my dior addict 2
they sell at $78
tester selling at $68
retail price is $80+
my auntie's fren hu open a perfume shop sells at $58
where got cheap!!!!!

then went to fep cuz all of us wan to go n look for xiao zhu's shop
spent quite long looking for it cuz it's located in such a remote place
in the end found it cuz there were so many flowers outside
went in n found tt it's a rather dark shop
n the shop was playing SHE song
hinting tt there's really smth between xiao zhu n selina??
if not i tink this feminine song is really unsuitable for a masculine shop
not much choices available
no customers too
abit disappointing
but deon say tt there were alot of pple on it's opening
wonder not much variety is it cuz many were bought on the first day
or maybe not much customer cuz too little variety??

nvm went back to cine
on the way saw a lambourghini
n derrick took photo of it
n he was super accurate when we were talking abt the cars we wan to drive
n he said tt i wld drive a beetle
super right!!!
n we all tink tt ian is a typical family car type

watched the movie in couple seats
i dunno i didnt choose the seat
derrick did
i also dunno y must sit there
makes me feel very uncomfortable n dirty all thru the movie
hu noes if there's any residue left frm the couple before us lah
nt bad lah the hottie n the nottie
but i find the plot is abit lyk anyhow made up one
n paris hilton was super natural
cuz she was doing just wad she has always been doing
flirting n doing poses
the row of guys in front of us super high
kept woahing when showing paris hilton

aft the show derrick had to go for rugby training
deon wanted to continue shopping
but no one wan to accompany him
so all went home

im just wondering y am i always gng out with guys
to the extend tt im really feeling lyk a brother with them sumtimes
haiz.. my galfrens r "homey" pple
i dunno wads so fun staring at those 4 walls
yq's rm has nth much except the 4 walls
n ly even more exaggerating
she went home to spring clean her rm
WTH!!!!

oh
my frenship with edwin has officially ended
we kept begging but he dun wan to tell us hu he lyk
nw he haf to beg us to listen
too bad.....

Sunday, April 20, 2008

hello!!!!

went to sum baby;s full month today
i dun realy noe hw we r related
but heck, there;s food.
so ate abit there.
then we took bus to vivocity
my father wan to watch forbidden kingdom
I DUN WAN I DUN LYK!!!
but th show's time is to late so they decided to watch another day
went xue ping xue ping lol
but cldnt find anything i lyk
YYYYYY y nth i lyk
y no shop wan to earn my money???
then ate at asian's kitchen
nice
i lyk the soup of their ramen n the spicy black pepper beef
really nice..
even packet jajangmyun back for my auntie they all

ytd me n edwin finally pass FTE!!!
we checked answer since we were side by side
lolol very jian i noe
but we were praying so hard to pass
in the end pass with 96% correct!!!
nt a bad result lolol
then went home n my aunties packeted tzi char back to eat
not really nice cuz dun haf the chaotar taste
must have a bit then nice

anyway
i wan to introduce this...


herbal essence fruit fusion

this is super super nice
i luv the smell
to the extend tt i can smile while bathing
cuz i luv things tt smell nice!! =DD
the smell can stay for quite long
even to the next day!!

pls dun all go use it
i dun wan everyone to smell lyk me!!

i need to say this
everytime i finish watching an episode of MTV Whatever Things
i have to say that edison is really really REALLY handsome!!!

Friday, April 18, 2008

hello!

went sch for one hr lecture on legal system n contracts
same lawyer tcher
told us alot abt gng to court trials
edwin suddenly turned n tell me
lecturer n lawyer, this guy must earn alot
then i said "ya, but too bad married liao."
n all them stared at me lolol

then went westmall with derrick danial deon n edwin
wah all Ds except edwin and me
ate subway student meal
can die!!! 1 foot long bread
but i finished it
then the 3 Ds left while me n edwin walked arnd n shopped at popular
then went for driving prac
not bad my tcher very gd.
he said tt my starting off got standard alrdy
n said tt my turning very gd n he asked me if i drove b4
then he brought me into the circuit
n test me on sharper bends
then also ask me to speed n then brake so as to feel the braking power
he told me tt this is all advanced but he teach me first
he even asked if i wan to try driving a van or lorry
n i was lyk "y???"
but i was tinkg maybe i did quite well
hehe.

then came home n the drama begans
shall not dwell too much on tt
doesnt involve me anyway

Thursday, April 17, 2008

hello hello!!

today went for first lesson of gems
love r/s
not bad.. at least there's lots of activities to keep me awake.
no handsome guys... yyyyyyyyyy?????????

then xt, deon, derrick, danial n i went ian's hse play mahjong for arnd 4 hrs.
we've got a 5 hr break so we can play so long.
not bad.. i won 80 cents this time
at least i won smth
normally im taking out money
but this time im keeping money
we at ian's hse lyk chalet lyk tt
drink n eat.
thru the few hrs we were lyk crazy.
deon n derrick zha hu n they had to compensate us $1 each
lolololol

then went back for law class.
the tcher is a lawyer himself.
quite young n good looking.
hahah.. when he look at u n tok u will feel shy tt kind.
everyone of us is given a donation card again
aargh i hate it.
ytd the children's society just send me letter for donation
today is the SRRR donation
tink i very rich meh?????????

tml one hr lecture n im done.
but got driving prac ltr.
hope will be smooth. =D

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

uh-huh

my life is so boring uh huh
xt goes out with desmond uh huh
two pilots got gems uh huh
derrick goes out with gf uh huh
edwin n naidi got gems uh huh
everyone got smth on uh huh
i have to go home uh huh
even my nephews got sch until 2.30 uh huh
n i slpt..........

i wun joke with my mother anymore
she very jian loh
i wan to go bathe n i joked tt i wan to bathe in the dark
then she was lyk "ok no problem, i support u
bathe in the dark n u wun see lizards n scream anymore
bathe in te dark n u wun waste my electricity anymore
bathe in the dark u can bathe as long as u wan"
wah liao. where got this kind of mother..
then she threaten to switch off the lights if i dun come out in 15 mins.
.....................

i need a job.
i need smth to do..
my life is so boring..

Sunday, April 13, 2008

alohaaaaaaa

yest was last day of attachment
yay! relief!!
no one hr bus ride anymore!

aft work went to sing k with xt, desmond n desmond's cousin boldwin
haha me, xt and desmond all made jokes by pronouncing the words wrongly
it was a fun experience lah
4 pple singing
nobody snatch mikes
perfect for me

then went to a australian restaurant sumwhere in sunset way
they say that alot of stars go there to eat
but i didnt see any.
chey...
didnt eat much
cuz was starving in the morning
boss said he caught me eating bf the day b4
so i didnt wan him to catch me again
so i starved
then aft me n xt wtreat ourselves to a sumptious lunch at waraku n we stuffed ourselves with food
so was feeling qute full for the rest of the day
watched the guys eat
n we played very retarded games
lololol
then ate icecream at daily scoop
then desmond drove us home

they ask me y i nv tok to boldwin
n i appeared very bored
hah. i dunno wad to tok to him abt
they ask me to tok cock
but i must noe the person well to see whether he can take my cock anot wad
lololol.

oh yah..
heard a very sad news
i dunno y pple can be lyk tt
so cruel
"do u wan distinction or friendship?"
i tink the ans is very obvious to me
if he can be lyk tt
then we wun be polite to him anymore
i;ve been trying to stop myself frm getting involved in these arguments
but this is lyk the limit

n we were envious by others cuz of our unity
so IRONIC!!!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

LAST DAY LAST DAY LAST DAY!!!!

work this last wk was fun
we were transferred to the IT dept.
where lianwei, xi yan n keng joo were
n they are such funny pple
me n xt kept laughing this whole wk
enjoyed having so many pple arnd me
although they were not really doing anything
n we had loads of work to finish.
aargh!!!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

sat saw me at bright hill temple visitng my ahma
didnt really see her ashes cuz i was late n trapped in the rain
then went to eat crabs.
woo hoo. super big sri lankan crabs
i had an enjoyable time eating the "gongs"
hahah.

then mon came home n saw two acjc guys standing outside my hse
n i tot one of the guy actually looked familiar
then i realised he's the shawn frm i not stupid
ok then saw another 2 acjc guy
then my auntie was lyk go n ask them if they looking for.... x3
n i got fed up n ask her WHAT
then she went to ask herself if they looking for the chinese physician
so they followed her directions n went off

today our COO treat us to dinner n ice cream
nice!!!

Monday, April 07, 2008

hello

moved office again!
third time tt's right!

LO came today
crapped with him n also complained ab certain lecturer to him
found out the student feedback serves no use at all
wtf...

found a super nice yaki tori store today
at the basement lvl of plaza sing
go try go try!!!

Friday, April 04, 2008

first it was diamond
second it was pure oxygen
third it was pearl
fourth it was volcano mud

wad a luxurious day.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

hello!!!!

update abt ytd
it's desmond's 1st birthday!!
who is desmond?? lol
it's xt's EX EX EX EX bf!!!
i was invited!!!

so reach loyang chalet at 5+ to 6
told the uncle to drive in to bungalow 11
he stopped by terrace 11 n insisted tt there's only one 11 in the whole chalet
so i had to walk in myself.
but nvm.. a little excercise aft sitting everyday n smelling the air aft raining was gd for the body i guess

so reached n found tt everyone havent reach yet
n i was tinkg y do i haf to be here so early??
xt made me go early

then the 4kg turtle cake arrived.
smth was wrong cuz the turtle ends up having eyebrows n nose.
hah. it was a funny sight
but it was a meaningful thing to xt n desmond so they were a bit angry
argued with the customer service gal n ended up waiving off the labour charge.

xt asked me to help her fry things n i was lyk "r u sure?????"
then she say i can just stand beside n pass her things.
i didnt even dare to stand beside
wad if the oil splash out?????
in the end i just helped her to place the food nicely into plates.

i must haf looked super noob in the kitchen cuz there's this guy whom i met for the first time n he was lyk "u dunno hw to cook? then it's hard for u to get married."
i told him i dun care.
ok he was quite a fun guy to tok to.
ltr i learnt tt his name is weijie

then mixed arnd well with the family
played mahjong with them
xt desmond was super duper jian
they were up to nth gd loh!!!

then cut cake at 9+ n went home a short while aft tt.
the cake ended up being super nice.
i guess the freezer did some help to the chocolate.
makes it taste lyk ice cream cake.
hahah.

feel lyk doing an airbrush tattoo n tell my parents it's a real tattoo
i wan to see their reaction
gonna be super funny
then i'll tell them "APRIL FOOL!!!"
lolololol

anyway. long due photos.


this big cathay pacific plane model in my boss office cost a whooping $5000!!
steal it steal it!!


my dual screens. it's giving me neck pain n headache staring at them.


my wallpaper.
my boss super funny.
he asked me today

Boss: Who is this?
Me: Elmo loh
Boss: Who is Elmo?
Me: Sesame Street character la
Boss: I know Elmo lah. I mean who is this little boy?
Me: I don't know
Boss: Then why you put his photo?
Me: Because he is cute loh.
Boss: You very funny.


mao maos lie abandoned on the sofa while their owners go to sch.

oh yeah oh yeah!!
im super excited!!!
EDISON CHEN IS COMING TO SINGAPORE!!!
I'VE BEEN WAITING ONG ENOUGH
NW HE'S COMING
IM GNG TO ROAM THE STREET EVERYDAY N SEE IF I CAN RUN INTO HIM
JUST A PHOTO IS ENOUGH!!

this news is enough to keep me happy for a very very long time!!


Edison: Coming coming, i'm coming to find you
Me: I'm waitingggggg~~