Tuesday, May 27, 2008

yo!

didnt go sch today
went to meet the bra-thers at cine for buffet
suki sushi sucks..
the food doesnt taste nice at all
my swordfish sashimi makes me wan to vomit
in the derrick suggested playing number games
n the loser had to eat the first plate he sees aft counting for 5 secs
grand loser had to eat extra 5 plates more
guess who lose
the ans shld be very obvious
the person who always lyk to suggest playing games n is always losing but still wans to play again next time --- derrick.
he totally cldnt finish it n had to ask me for help
so we offered a trade.
surrender phone..
one gal for one plate
n each of us wrote very erotic msg n send to pple in his contact list
lololol. i personally wrote one abt rugby training n send it to his rugby mates cuz he's gng for rugby training ltr
i sent it to a guy summore lolol
the msg goes smth lyk these:
i haf to confess.
everytime i see ur muscles flex, i feel my down there tense up.
everytime aft prac when u pour water down ur body, i feel a sugar rush thru my bones.
stop torturing me, pls come to me tonight. i wanna grab ur balls.

hahaha.. see how he face his rugby mate.
n then we went home.
ok.. if i noe i am gng there just to eat, i'll just stay at home n slurp on maggi mee..

here r some funny things tt happened ytd..

b4 presentation...
everyone: morning sir..
me: sir, u r so handsome n we (xt and i) are so pretty..
mredwinlim: i noe im handsome dunnid to tell me
me: no, our main focus is on the second part of the sentence..
edwinlim: which is?
me n xt: WE ARE SO PRETTY!!!!!

during presentation:
was explaining the list of things we would lyk to implement in the website n edwinlim interrupt n toked abt the second thing..
gonaidi, xt, weihao: (busy explaining).......
me: aiyah, tcher, let's go one by one..
edwinlim: wah, u eh me, nv die b4 arh?
me: (ignore and continue presenting).....

in the class for edwinlim lesson:
not enuff computer terminal so i offered to share pc with xt.
edwinlim: hu dun haf a computer?
me: (raise up my hand)
edwinlim: then u will haf to come n use my com instead..
me: if i go up front n use the tcher;s com, u will haf to listen to me leh..
edwinlim: ok, then nvm..

everyone logged in n i let xt logged in instead of me.
so edwin lim asked everyone to create a folder in the com..
then ltr announce tt tt file shall be the file they use to hand in the test.
edwinlim: so seowhui, u will haf to go over and join the other class for test.
me: hhuh.....
edwinlim: nvm lah, since u keep saying u pretty....
me: just cuz of this sentence frm u, i'll go over..
edwinlim: (to the rest of the class).. guys, nw u noe how to pls a gal huh? always say they r pretty, if cannot then u'll haf to buy diamonds.
me: (immediately) ok.. i dun wan to go over alrdy!
edwinlim: oi! ...

during sad lesson..
doing a quiz.. super duper hard. abit fed up..
me: (started singing) xiao yu san.... xiao yu san....
the song frm the charity show the day b4.
xt, ly and yq: seowhui, u siao alrdy..
aft awhile, ly managed to solve part of it n got so happy..
me: so nw is the time when all of us must get together and sing..
me n xt: xiao yu san... xiao yu san.............
lololololol

during erp lesson:
kept smelling coffee but didnt noe where it was coming frm..
tcher was teaching the steps of doing SAP..
me: so nw wad.. click the button "coffee"??
tcher: wad coffee? is copy.... u do until blur alrdy..
me: oh yah... lolol. i kept smelling coffee smell..
then i turn arnd n saw ian drinking coffee..

haiz.. shit..
i wonder wad r my frens gng to do w/o me....
they wun be laughing as much as they do nw..
but y am i always such a clown?????