Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Of Phobia & Ridicule




Since I'm so free, I've compiled a list of my phobias:

Alone, being or solitude- Isolophobia.
as in shopping or doing things alone.

Anger- Angrophobia or Cholerophobia.
I hate people getting angry at each other.

Body odors- Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia.
OMG!

Childbirth- Maleusiophobia, Tocophobia, Parturiphobia, or Lockiophobia.
I would prefer to adopt.

Confined spaces- Claustrophobia.
Yes, I'm scared of this too.

Cooking- Mageirocophobia.
Actually not scared la, just lazy.

Corpses- Necrophobia.
I don't even dare to look at my grandma's body when it was our last chance.
Basically I didnt see her dead body at all.
I specially walked far away from her coffin when I'm nearing her head.

Creepy, crawly things- Herpetophobia.
Only my sister is not afraid of them.

Dentists- Dentophobia.
I always starts to shake when I'm called for dental appointment in school.
Other than school visits, I NEVER visit a dentist.
All my teeth dropped naturally.
Maybe that's why they r all uneven.

Dirty, being dirty or personal filth- Automysophobia.
I think personal hygiene is very very important.

Dolls- Pediophobia.
All because of the stupid Chucky show.

Heat- Thermophobia.
I would choose dying in snow over dying in a desert anytime.

Insects- Acarophobia or Entomophobia or Insectophobia.
Again. Doesn't matter if you are a pretty butterfly or a disgusting cockroach, I still hate you.

Odor, personal- Bromidrosiphobia, Bromidrophobia, Osmophobia or Osphresiophobia.
Odor, that one has a vile odor- Autodysomophobia.
Odors or smells- Olfactophobia.

I feel like suffocating already.

Places, open high- Aeroacrophobia.
I don't dare to look up to high ceilings.

Self, personal odor- Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia.
Self, being dirty- Automysophobia.
Self, that one has a vile odor- Autodysomophobia.
Smells or odors- Olfactophobia.

I need to emphasize this alot of times.
Have I made myself clear?

Vegetables- Lachanophobia.
Haha. But cucumber is my friend.

Since I'm still free, I found my sister's biggest phobia:

Cats- Aclurophobia, Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Felinophobia, Galeophobia, or Gatophobia.
She will go hysterical. LOL!

Since I got NOTHING to do at all, I've compiled a list of strange phobias:

Air- Anemophobia.
So how's living currently?

Bathing- Ablutophobia.
Please don't come near me.

Chins- Geniophobia.
Are you joking?

Daylight or sunshine- Phengophobia.
Hello, Mr Edward.

Erection, losing an- Medomalacuphobia.
I hope I will get to see a person with this phobia.
So funny, he must be standing all the time.

Good news, hearing good news- Euphobia.
A pessimist.

Gravity- Barophobia.
Best candidate for NASA.

Home, returning- Nostophobia.
You got no idea how much I want to go home now.

Laughter- Geliophobia.
Another pessimist.

Money- Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia.
Haha. Let me cure you. ;)

Names or hearing a certain name- Onomatophobia.
So.. Erm.. Sorry, What's your name again?

Peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth- Arachibutyrophobia.
HUH!!!! Don't eat lah!
Serves you right if you got a panic attack.

Sitting- Cathisophobia or Thaasophobia.
Walking, standing up and- Stasibasiphobia.

I believe your life must be more tiring than mine.

Wealth- Plutophobia.
I can cure you too! ;)

Words, long- Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia or Sesquipedalophobia.
I wonder how the person reacts when the doctor tells him his diagnosis.
Doctor: Hi, you are being diagnosed as having a Hippopotomonstro..
Patient: Huh.. Huh......... *Dieded*

Work- Ergophobia or Ponophobia.
How I wish I have this phobia also! =D

I know some people who have these phobias might be scolding me now.
Haha. But I still think these phobias are funny.
Anyway, you might be thinking my phobias are funny too.

OK. I still have no work coming in.
But signing off now. Bye!