first of all..
3 cheers to the netballers..
they did great..
although they still lost..
but it's nvtheless a great effort..!!


jus nw..
he's fren came..
n i was kinda in a dilemna..
half of my heart was searching for him..
another half of my heart was disgusted at the idea of him present..
but he wasnt present in the end..
i've spend lyk so long to finally get 1/4 of him out of my mind..
if he really was there..
i tink all my efforts gonna go to waste..
but then i've not seen him for sooooo long too...
hmmmmm..


pat's dog lurves to say "fuck" to patricia..
but she keep insisting tt her dog is saying "i love u"..
hello.. dogs dunno 3 syllabus words..
n u often see them pronouncing "ffff.."
u dun see them pronouncing "lllllll.."
stop tinking tt she lurves u..
by the rate of u treating her lyk this..
she's gonna run up to u n bite u sumday..
lolololololol..


amanda is so funny..
we started the JIAN KANG JU LE BU!!!

rules n regulations:
1) eat veggies all day..
2) exercise 24/7..
3) slp 1 sec..
4) it's either get healthy or downgrade to unhealthy..




lol.. we r so lame...

heee....
im baq!!!
frm shopping wid lizhen n my baby sis..


so fun..
three lamers together..
equals to VERY VERY VERY LAME!!


my sis go n say all my embarassing things out..
lyk..
i've acted as an octopus in my kindergarten b4..
wah liao..
we were all luffing abt tt..


we managed to find clothes..
n im changing my sis frm a boyish bitch to an oh-so-sweet gal..
lol!!!


it was fun going out wid them both..
hope to haf more gatherings lyk this in the future..

i cant take it anymore..
ive been maligned twice in juz a day...
how bad is that??


it totally sux..
it really wasnt me hu stopped the circle running..
but i got the blame..
i feel so innocent..
but nobody noes..


actually..
ive long forgotten abt it til my parents maligned me again..
they say tt i dun concentrate on my studies anymore..
jus bcuz they dun c me doing my homework at home..




HELLO!!!!




u cant jus blif tt i did smth jus bcuz u saw it..
n u cant juz blif tt i did not do smth juz bcuz u didnt see it..
haf u eva been home early n caught me doing my homework?
haf u ever been to my sch n see me studying wid lizhen n jiali?


NO!


u nv!

so u got absolutely no rights to say tt im neglecting my studies..
dun u noe tt by saying tis..
u r making me feel tt doing homework n studying means NOTHING at all?
but luckily..
im not gonna be affected by tt..
mabbe nxt time i'll do EVERYTHING in front of u..


u've got absolutely no trust me..
n tt's fine wid me!





I PROMISE MYSELF TT I"LL DO WELL MY MATHS N PROVE U WRONG!!!

my sis had just changed the wallpaper to roxy surfing babe..
yeah "babe"...
dun ask me y..
i dunno y the hell she puts it either..
i min..
although she's in bikini..
she has absolutely:
1) no breasts
2) no butts
3) no nothing
all she had is her awesome surfing skill..


im not being mean but..
all tt stupid pic does is take up space..
n tt surf "babe" is only lyk 1/50 of the pic..


mei: dun blame me if our com corrupt again..


my mother almost tot tt i was smoking..
oh no way!
cuz she found a lighter in my bag..
but i explained to her tt it's to burn the red cloth..
n she heaved a big sigh of relief..
cuz she rmb tt i said tt i hate smokers..
n i tot tt she was very cute..
hahahahaha..


went esplanade today..
we were on the roof top n waving to everyone down there..
many foreigners wave bac..
singaporeans r jus too dao!
we waved to the policemen on duty too..
until they came up n watch over us..
i tink cuz we r disturbing the public..
lolololol..

dun feel lyk blogging..
but i noe alot of my fans r waiting for me..
lololol..


i lurve today..
cuz i went out wid my parents..
it's been so long since i go out wid them..
our schedule always crash..
so my mother went to collect her ic..
n when i finished sch..
i went orchard to meet them..


we went to far east..
i bot a tank top..
nice nice.. is the same as joleen..
hahahahah..
then my father keep saying "no" to every skirt tt i lyk..
cuz they r too short..
n i told my father tt i'll nv get to buy any skirts cuz they're all the same length..
then i ask him to gimme a sarong..
or 10 rolls of tissue paper..
n i'll wrap myself up real tight..


ok... it's just a joke..


then walked to heeren.. saw nth.. n it's not fair..
i want to use the heer card n collect points..

then we decided to go to OG..
cuz got OP n got my bras.. lol..


there.. i bot an OP top n a 3/4 khaki pants..
it's damn nice..
intro by my parents..
i tink they really have taste.. haha..


then bot new bras for me n my sis..
so cute.. got two little stars in the middle..


then went home..
on the bus..
me n my mother toked alot..
interaction..
i lyk it when we tok lyk tt..
no boundaries.. haha..


i saw all the chairs prepared for the chingay performance..
so early all prepared alrdy..
so kiasu.. typical singaporeans!!

everything went on smoothly today...
the sec 1s got their new uniform..
n i tot it was actually quite nice..
but the guys' ones looks lyk those patriotic pple in china last time..
hahahahah...


had maths re test aft sch..
me n karen got the same ans for all qns..
so shld be quite safe..
then i was helping daniel..
ms tan saw it n hit my head wid the pile of paper..
i got a shock..
hey.. im doing a gd deed...


then me jiali n isaac played arnd while waiting for chee yong n lizhen to finish their detention..
isaac went to declare his love for lizhen using water n spray on the parade square..
me n jiali n isaac chong went to spread it all arnd..
mrs oei saw it too..
we guess it's gonna be headlines tml..
lizhen was so touched..
i min.. which gal wldnt be..
unless she dun lyk the guy..
so isaac.. 80% success..


then i went home to bathe while chee yong wait downstairs..
n my mother say tt he look lyk an ah peh.. lol..
then i teach him chinese.. n gave him spelling..
not bad.. pass both test.. but wid frying colours.. hahahha...

i REFUSE to let u spoil my mood!!!


i REFUSE to let u spoil my mood toooooo!!!!!


went chingay prac today..
i was luffing so much at eunice's costume..
it looks lyk a big sotong to me.. lol..


fun but tiring.. n i lurve it..
performing to SR Nathan this sat..
ooh-hoo... then i'll tell him smth...






"Nandri...."














i REFUSE to let anyone spoil my perfect mood!!!

i guess this is the most perfect time to sing this song??


hmmmmmm...


A Girl Can Dream
Mandy Moore
----------------------
When I was a child the story would say
Somebody would sweep you off your feet someday
That's what I hoped would happen with you
More than you could know

I wanted to tell you that my heart's in your hands
I prayed for the day when I would get the chance
Just when I worked up the courage to try
Much to my surprise
You had somebody else
Cuz these feelings I keep to myself

I may never get to hold you so tight
I may never get to kiss you goodnight
I may never get to look deep in your eyes
Or so it seems
I always will be wishing you were mine
I think about what could be all the time
All the happiness that I could find
Baby a girl can dream

From the moment I wake up
'Til I fall asleep
I imagine you not with her but with me
Talkin' and laughin'
Sharin' our dreams
It's just a fantasy

Cuz you had somebody else
Cuz these feelings I keep to myself

I may never get to hold you so tight
I may never get to kiss you goodnight
I may never get to look deep in your eyes
Or so it seems
I always will be wishing you were mine
I think about what could be all the time
All the happiness that I could find
Baby a girl can dream

A girl can dream it's true
And to call you my own
Is the sweetest dream of all

I may never get to hold you so tight
I may never get to kiss you goodnight
I may never get to look deep in your eyes
Or so it seems
I always will be wishing you were mine
I think about what could be all the time
All the happiness that I could find
Baby a girl can dream

Oh a girl can dream

today went dance..
mr low was exceptionally gd today..
he did not get angry at all..
weird.. but gd..


then we decided to go orchard cineleisure to eat the yong tau foo..


umm.. allow me to make sum non-profit.. non-benefit.. pure willingness advertisement..


guys.. u mus really go n try out Katrina's Yong Tau Foo @ Cineleisure Basement Food Court..
it;s jus too nice!!!!!


then we shopped arnd..
took neoprint..
then me n jiali had to go for tuition..
but then on the bus..
it was alrdy too late..
so we went to clementi n played arcade instead..


sorry jiali..
i really didnt mean to knock over the can of drink..
i tot it was the controller..
n i jus hit.. lolololol..


i lurve to go out wid jiali n lizhen..
cuz li zhen is so lame..
no connection jokes..
n jiali's always luffing n luffing away..
then the three of us will luff lyk nobody business..
hahahahahaha..


tml going chingay!!!
can go earn CIP hrs..
im so ji-an..


btw.. i missd out one more elmo..

7) isaac+elmo=ielmo..

er.. it sounds so..... funny..


i jus lurve to hug nelmo..
it's just the ryt size n so huggable..
i've been hugging it to slp everyday..
it's so ummm... user-friendly.. lol..

i've got so many elmos in my life b4..
sum r still wid me..
others sumhow got lost..


1) patricia+elmo=pelmo.. =D

2) gary+elmo=gelmo.. =DD

3) maimunah+elmo=melmo.. =DDD

4) siew khim(my auntie)+elmo=skelmo.. =DDDD

5) nadzri+elmo=nelmo.. =DDDDD

6) seow ting+elmo=stelmo.. =DDDDDD



ELMO IS MY LIFE!!


my parents are so funny..
i dunno wad r they tinking abt..
they always ask me to save up my money..
so tt i can spend on things..
so today i ask them if i can go n watch movie..
n they told me tt they dun haf alot of money for me to spend..
so i told them tt i dunnid money..
i got my own..
then they turn arnd n say tt they give me too much allowance alrdy..
hellooooooo??? wth...


i did my hw jus nw..
my maths hw..
can u blif it??? hahahah....


IRONY!!!













Don't Worry; Be Happy!! =D

To: J





I PROMISE THAT:





I





WILL





FORGET





YOU





ONE





DAY





AS





FAST





AS





I





CAN!!!
























Cuz all these waiting freaks me out!


















Then I'm gonna smile at you and tell you that I've won this stupid love game of yours..


=D

BIG NEWS!!!


my neighbour's house kanna broke into!
rite beside my hse only..
it's lyk so scarieee..
i tink nxt time when i wan to go home..
i beta call n check if anyone's at home first..


noe wads on my lap now??
ELMO!!! n patrick the starfish..
wheeee~~~~
they are currently doing blowjob in front of me..
hahaha..
mabbe when i get the chance again..
i'll take a photo n let u see..
tt's wad blowjob's all abt..


im looking forward to going sch every day..
cuz my urinating gigolo sumhow always manage to make me horny..
lolololol..
she jus noe the ryt way to make me feel tis way..
shhhh~~


tis wk has been kinda emotional for me..
im having mixed feeling...
i've been forcing myself to make a final decision in my life..
shld i move on frm this guy whom i've liked for almost 2 yrs..
most of my frens said yes..
n i agreed wid them..
n im trying my best to forget him..
how long? i dunno..
but one thing's for sure..
b4 i can forget him..
i will not haf a relationship wid any other guy..
i hope this can be a fast one..
aftall.. he's the first guy tt i've ever break 1-yr record..
hahahahhahahaha...





If You Come To You
Atomic Kittens
-------------------------
So long ago
I didn't have a care about me
I didn't know my right from wrong
But now I know
That you got your love around me
You know it makes me feel so strong
Baby if you turn around
And prove to me it's real
Maybe we can work it out
'Cos this is how I feel

Do you know when you go when you give it all away
I'll be there for you, care for you
Love you everyday, oh baby
And do you feel the same for me?
Any day all the way
And I feel a little low
I would cry for you, die for you
Just to let you know, oh baby
And if you come to me you know I'll make it right

Throughout all my life
I never thought I'd had somebody
Someone to call my own
And now I've found
A little bit of heaven baby
A place to call my own
Baby if you turn around
And prove to me it's real
Maybe we can work it out
'Cos this is how I feel

Do you know when you go when you give it all away
I'll be there for you, care for you
Love you everyday, oh baby
And do you feel the same for me?
Any day all the way
And I feel a little low
I would cry for you, die for you
Just to let you know, oh baby
And if you come to me you know I'll make it right

Hey babe, don't you know?
You gotta, slow down, before you know
You're gonna, break down and turn around
Before you know, you go and break my heart
When will you learn to be, a little, helpful
When you think of me
A little, careful, when you're close to me
'Cos baby, I loved you from the start

Maybe if you turn around
And prove to me it's real
Maybe we can work it out
'Cos this is how I feel
I love you

Do you know when you go when you give it all away
I'll be there for you, care for you
Love you everyday, oh baby
And do you feel the same for me?
Any day, all the way
And I feel a little low
I would cry for you, die for you
Just to let you know, oh baby
And if you come to me you know I'll make it right



CONCLUSION OF THE DAY:
Ms Chng cannot take jokes. DO NOT joke with her!

ooh-hoo..
guess wad i saw today when i went down to wait for bus??
i saw this umm.. bright orange pathway..
in the sky..
i trace the pathway n realised tt smth is dropping frm the sky..
in a fast speed..
i dunno wad is it..
but i assume it's a fireball.. or a comet..
hahaha.......


nowadays.. me n jiali reach sch damn early..
cuz i always seems to be earlier n ealier everyday..
so we wld stroll to the traffic lites..
n wait for the nxt or nxt nxt traffic light..
b4 we crossssssssss...
wheeeee~~


ryan was so pathetic today..
he had to staple all worksheets together..
n the whole grp of us were luffing non-stop at his paper..
lolololol..


bio test was.. umm.. ok to me..
cuz i did study..
n this is my first time w/o copying..
wheee~~~


went NYP aft sch..
sick man.. the tour..
it's so boring..
they were torturing us..
make us climb up n down..
wid tt stupid dumb bag..


I DECLARE:

NYP students are a bunch of BIG Sadist!!!


aft tt we disperse..
me jiali n lizhen went touring arnd NYP on our own..
we r so darn smart..
we went to the atrium to watch performance..
there we saw ivan chong..
our dance ex-senior..
he is in the judo club..
i tot he's lyk performing smth big..
but chey....
only one move.. summore so ez..


the dance was so great..
i jus cant help but keep staring the gals' tummies..
they r so damn flat..
we were so green eyed!!!!!


then we went to their food court n eat..
MACDONALDS!!!
it's cheaper there..
we kept luffing..
cuz i was telling sum silly jokes..
lyk hmmmmmmm...
i call birdies "ji ji"...
then i was eating mcwings today..
when li zhen told me the "ji ji" so pathetic..
then aft i finish eating..
i told her suddenly tt she had 2 choices..
either cremate or bury..
i min the "ji ji" bones..
we were luffing lyk crazieee..
n the whole NYP students were staring at us..
hahahahhahah...


then we took train home..
lizhen was so pathetic..
kanna suan by me..


i tot it was fun..
nxt month go RP will stay wid them to explore RP in our own again..
hahahah!!!

oooh....
ms tan was so fierce today..
she tore up the whole class test paper..


ryan was so darn funny..
his paper kenna tear up into small little pieces..
n he took it baq n tried to fix it baq into one whole..
while ms tan was scolding away..
me n karen saw it n we kept trying to hide our lufter..
cuz sr kenna punished for luffing..
but ryan's paper was such a funny sight..


then he got fed up n crush it up into a ball..
then ms tan said tt she dun care how we do it..
we hafta bring it baq tml for filing..
n we started luffing again..
how can ryan fix baq his paper into one piece??
lolololol..
the whole grp of us were luffing away..


then kenna punished for nv bring curve ruler..
wah liao.. i nv use curve ruler one..
i always use free-hand..
i trust my hands..
but got punished anyway.. heck..
i was feeling alone beside the guys when i saw my.....
*teng*teng* saviour!!! maimunah..
i crab walked to her side..
then the guys were looking n luffing..
then suddenly everyone started squeezing to the baq..
i also dunno..
i tink i've just started a trend or smth.. haha..


Conclusion:
SEOWHUI is a big Sadist!!


during chi..
mr mah suddenly came up to me n showed me an envelope..
then he told me tt cuz during sec 1 or 2..
one of my compo got chosen to be published in a bk..
then they send baq the money.. $15..
ooh-hoo.. i gave yuting to clear my debts..
so far.. i've saved $20!!! lol..


yx got her punishment today..
wahahahaha..
ytd.. she made me kanna caught by ms chng for toking..
when it's her hu made me respond to her song an "orh....."
so today.. we kept toking..
but weirdly.. mr ng only caught her toking..
she kanna 4 times today.. lolx..


aft sch.. mr toh came n pick us up in his bright yellow banana look alike sports car..
lolololol..
we had tuition n i finally understood frequency distribution..












i feel lyk biting myself..~~~

I OFFICIALLY DECLARE......................


THE ANNUAL QUEEN JESSLYNN'S SWEETEST AWARD goes to....................


CHRISTINA CHAN WAI GA!!!!!!!


omg.. she's so damn sweet today..

when i reached class today..
she suddenly passed me an self-made envelope..
n asked me to open it..


n i took out..
n discovered this..




precious moment!!!! so darn cute..


then she told me to look inside..


n i found this..




me n her together..


we took this photo wid her phone..
then she go n print it out n laminated it..
how sweet is tt???~~~~~~~~~~~~

today wasnt very gd..
cuz i feel tt alot of probs is appearing in my life..
it's lyk suffocating me..
i cant breathe..............................


jus lyk today..
me gary n jiali went out to eat together..
sumone did smth tt shldnt be done..
n i got so disappointed..
i ask the person to return..
n i ended up buying tt person the thing the person wan..
n i make tt person promise me tt the person will nv do it anymore..
the person beta keep the person promise..
i really felt lyk crying at tt time..
but i controlled myself..


n then.........................


hmm.. jus enjoy this song below..
u mite find sum hints frm here..


Want You Back
Mandy Moore
-------------------
Yeah
Last night I saw you
First time since we broke up
I tell you baby
It all came back to me
When I looked into your eyes there was something more
That I never really noticed before
Could it be?
That I was wrong
When I realized
And turned around and you were gone

Chorus
If I say I want you back
Would you turn around and say you want me too
'Cause I say I want you back
This time I really mean it

It hurts so much
I want to tell you I changed for you
But I don't know what to say or do
We grew apart but I still want you in my heart
I believe it's time to make a new start
Could it be that I was wrong
And I was so wrong
When I realized and turned around and you were gone

Repeat Chorus

It's a thing
I want you
I want you back
Will you turn around and walk away
From me It's a shame I want you back
With me
Believe

Repeat Chorus

And if I say I want you back (I want you back)
And if you say you want me too (Do you really want me too?)
And if I say I want you back (I want you back)
And if you say you want me too (Do you want me too?)
And if I say I want you back (Want you back)
And if you say you want me too (I need you by my side)
And if I say I want you back (I want you back)
And if you say you want me too (Do you want me back?)

(Fades Out)









Can I Slap You???

"There's a TIGER behind every LION.."


tt's wad i saw on lyk everyone's shirt in the MRT today..
everyone's trying to gek me loh..
i wan to go watch..
but not allowed to..
but nvm..
anyway... im proud to announce tt..



SINGAPORE WON!!!!!!!!


=DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


im damn happy man!!!!
i've always been supporting them...
(except their spitting-on-the-ground attitude..)


felt kinda out of place today wid nadz n his frens..
cuz they were speaking malay all the way..
n im so darn quiet..
i admit tt they've been trying their best to include me in..
but i tink they r lyk more used to malay..
so duhz.. nvm.. i entertained myself..
kinda bored.. but... better than nth.. =D


i got a new elmo today..
officially give to "Queenie" by "Nadzri"!!
he look lyk the miniature of the elmo tt maimunah had given me..
wahahhahaha..
nw i've got the father n the child..
how nice is tt..
i'm living in the elmo's world!!!!!

tis song is so darn sweet!!!
n so darn sad.. jus bcuz sumone dun dare to express their feelings..
a happiness is lost..


A Girl Can Dream
P.Y.T
----------------------
When I was a child the story would say
Somebody would sweep you off your feet someday
That's what I hoped would happen with you
More than you could know
I wanted to tell you that my heart's in your hands
I prayed for the day when I would get the chance
Just when I worked up the courage to try
Much to my surprise
You had somebody else
Cuz these feelings I keep to myself

[CHORUS:]
I may never get to hold you so tight
I may never get to kiss you goodnight
I may never get to look deep in your eyes
Or so it seems
I always will be wishing you were mine
I think about what could be all the time
All the happiness that I could find
Baby a girl can dream

From the moment I wake up
'Til I fall asleep
I imagine you not with her but with me
Talkin' and laughin'
Sharin' our dreams
It's just a fantasy
Cuz you had somebody else
Cuz these feelings I keep to myself

[REPEAT CHORUS]

A girl can dream it's true
And to call you my own
Is the sweetest dream of all

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Oh a girl can dream

wah liao..
damn nadzri..
u suck elmo's cock man!!!
how can u say tt u hate elmo!!!!!!!
can i slap u pls?????


today's dance was fun..
but i wasnt really in the mood..


then aft dance..
joleen n gary went to my hse..
they played wid baby brandon while i bathed..
i cant stand not bathing n go out wid them..
especially aft dance when my whole arm will be soaked in jonathan's sweat..
cuz im standing very close to him..
so accidentally will touch his back or arms..
and it's lyk....
ewwwwwwww~~
then isaac came my hse to meet us..
n we set off for orchard..


btw..

BABY BRANDON SMILED SO MUCH AT ME!!!!


wahahahhaa...


then we went to eat sakae..
actually going to eat marche..
but too ex.. so we went sakae instead..
oh shit.. now then i rmb i can get discount wid the Heer Card!!!!


then went for church..
ooh-hoo.. so nice..
God's presence was wid me..
n trust me or not..
i was humming "Here I Am To Worship" in the toilet..
when we came out and tt song was played..
i was lyk.. is this coincidence or wad??
cuz i havent been going to church for a month..


guess wad i saw at church??
tt made me so touched n happy..


gary drew "I love Jesus" on the cover page of our church handbk..
wow.. im so touched man!!!!
he even wrote tt he nid Jesus..
i tink God is working thru him nw..
thank God!!


"Give thanks to the Lord.. For His is good.. His love endures forever!!!"


then we went to orchard again..
shopped arnd for joleen's new yr clothes..
n i got so pissed off with those pinky pinky shop..
y do their shops haf to be so cramp????
i noe i m fat.. but it's really lyk.. one-way..
joleen bot her clothes..
n i saw nice clothes too..
but nv buy..
then me n isaac went home together since same bus..


i realised smth..

do u noe the phrase tt says "Girls are more emotional than boys"?


i seriously do not agree...


i tink...


"Boys are more emotional than girls"..


FULLSTOP!!!


I've waited all my life..
To cross this line..
To the only thing that's true..
So I will not hide..
It's time to try..
Anything to be with you..
All my life I've waited..
This is true!!

I OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE!!!!
TAUFIK"S ALBUM IS NOW OUT ON SALES!!!
ooh-hoo.. i want!!!


awwww...
i find tt im so lucky today..
i was reading jiali's mag..
n i saw this page which has a heeren card..
n i read it..
then i discovered tt we can go n get one for free wid the mag..
so we went to heeren immediately..
then the other 3 of us went to buy the mag too..
n change for the heeren cards..
hahahahahha...
then we keep getting free gifts today..


at cine.. omg..
isaac kicked this pack of kotex sanitary pad n it hit against my legs..
n the whole box burst..
n the pad came flying out n landed behind me..
we were lyk so damn pai seh.. lol..


today kinda lucky too..


get free gifts..

my mummy did not scold me 4 going orchard..

jiali's mother did not scold her too!!!