ok.. as promised!!!










sorry. ain't gonna show u guys me in biks..





ok.. today shall be till here..
anyway.. kept seeing jack neo, jack neo n jack neo..

haf learnt hw to draw eyeline..
shall do it next time i go out..

oh yah.. the smth funny.


Credits:
Director - ongseowhui
Script - ongseowhui
Camera Man - ongseowhui
Host - claratang
"Donald Duck" - joelng
"Disappearing Lips" - calistatang
"Old Grandma" - clementtang

Thanks to:
Rasa Sentosa Resort for the venue
ongseowting, elaineng, carmentang for the support
all the adults arnd for shutting up their mouth.

there's 5 episodes altogether..
will post when im in the mood.
check back urself..

i just dun understand y some pple can be so fucked up..
it's a class outing, cant u just do ur part as a class n attend?
then wad for haf a class outing?
then wad for vote for wad outing to haf?
i hate the fact tt if i go tml, i'll only see lyk less than half the class outing.
where's the unity tt we used to haf?
where's the gang tt always goes somewhere together?
where's the gang tt nv leave anyone behind????
fuck these pple..

sorry.. i hate it when pple tink tt all these outings r not impt..

anyway, watch this space cuz my sentosa post will be coming up.
by when i dunno, might be by tonight.
depends on whether i can finish my drawings today.
but i promise u funny stuffs..


smth funny this way comes..

yo!

work was easy today
just go there n sit arnd n wait for parents n if they haf children
we'll conduct a mini trial lessons for them..
it's just lyk playing with the kids..
there's this gal who is super duper smart..
normally chain memory we'll haf to repeat the story which link the pics together for abt 2 or 3 times.
i just told her the story once n she told me she rmb alrdy.
n she was able to do it herself.
this is wad i call amazing!!!!!

went to orchard aft tt to buy my biks n i bought one for my sis as bdae present which she didnt really lyk..
cuz i bought a really bright color for her. hahah.
then xt bought her tank top.

tml is sentosa day!!!!!
cant wait

im loving the small tint of white peach smell coming frm my face..
i min coming frm the chanel precision creme!!!

yo yo yo!!!!!!!!

shit... i forgot wad i wan to say

gimme time to tink..

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz...

ok.. totally forgot..

anyway.. gng expo for some event.
helping out for igenius..
when yenfen told me not to go tml..
i was so scared i'll lose the job tt i even asked liyan if she can recommend me any new jobs.
then suddenly yen fen msg me to go expo tml.
ok.. there's some hope..

oh oh.. i tink prac makes perfect..
at least im able to draw a pretty eyeline.
there's still some smudges..
but.. hahaha.. a few more prac shld be ok..
i put so much effort..
every woman photo i see i'll observe their eyeline..
finally..

armani's diamonds fail me..
they got beyonce to endorsed n i tot tt wow.. must go n smell it..
aft alot of days of dwelling on this tot, i got to smell it today.
...... n.o.r.m.a.l.........
ralph lauren's romance smells nicer!!!
ck one or one summer smells nicer!!
wth...

may go cruise with my sis during sept hols..
it's a gd time for bonding.
tinkg of asking frens along..
may go taiwan with my family..
but until they've booked, we can only just listen n not put any hope..

gng to put airbrush tattoo with xt at the end of our hols..
i tink i might look very well-behaved, but im actually quite wild..
i dunno.. just curious to see the expression on my parents' face.
no money can buy tt. hahah
but i told them of this idea b4.. dunno if they still rmb..
forget. pls forget!!!

review of the chanel precision creme..

pls dun be stupid lyk me n put alot on ur face at one go
cuz it's really really super oily..

other than tt, my mother commented tt my face felt really smooth today.
so i guess it's effective..

anyway.. i've got smth to day

DRIVING IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!!!
everytime i go driving prac..
i feel lyk im near the hell gates yet again..
but then the feeling of driving is quite addictive.
heh..

lyk shit..
i just saw the dress tt i really wanted at roxy..
n it cost a whooping $69
i really wan to buy.
but im gng to tame myself n wait for my pay b4 buying anything.

bought $50 worth of tidbits..
enough to last us thru one month time I HOPE!

sumtimes im glad my parents are in this job..
they brought home lots n lots n lots of CHANEL precision hydramax + active creme.
trying it out nw to see if it's effective..

i tink i need to bring my 2 chickens to IMH..
they attempted to kill me today while i was slping...

heh. this song is super cute..




ok.. the ground rule here is tt if i say it's cute, IT IS CUTE!!
cuz it's my blog!!

gawd.. edison is super handsome!!!!

yo pple

i tink my law tcher's seriously mad.
our class totally dunno wad got into him.
always telling his own jokes.
but ok. at least it's fun.

oh no, bad news.
might not be able to go rdang island...
cuz my cousin is making a big fuss cuz she's starting sch soon..
how cna lyk tt??
might go penang though.
wan to curl my hair n highlight it abit!
yeah!


edited:

ok..
im watching simple life nw.
n im reminded of smth
there's this little gal in igenius called paris cuz her parents conceived her in paris.
awwwwww. liyan lost alrdy..
quick go change ur name to nicole!!!
hahhaha..
oh.. i wish i can name my children rome, venice, london, milan, spain etc etc..

yo yo!

had driving today..
scared the hell out of me..
my first day on the road..
cars are alrdy scaring me.
my car kept stalling n the insructor kept telling me "mai kan cheong"
but im driving in heavy rain, how to dun kan cheong?

went shopping with my sis..
bought super lots of things..
a pair of jeans, a bag and a dress.
yeah.. very happy!!!

super tired
pm test tml..

yo!

didnt go sch today
went to meet the bra-thers at cine for buffet
suki sushi sucks..
the food doesnt taste nice at all
my swordfish sashimi makes me wan to vomit
in the derrick suggested playing number games
n the loser had to eat the first plate he sees aft counting for 5 secs
grand loser had to eat extra 5 plates more
guess who lose
the ans shld be very obvious
the person who always lyk to suggest playing games n is always losing but still wans to play again next time --- derrick.
he totally cldnt finish it n had to ask me for help
so we offered a trade.
surrender phone..
one gal for one plate
n each of us wrote very erotic msg n send to pple in his contact list
lololol. i personally wrote one abt rugby training n send it to his rugby mates cuz he's gng for rugby training ltr
i sent it to a guy summore lolol
the msg goes smth lyk these:
i haf to confess.
everytime i see ur muscles flex, i feel my down there tense up.
everytime aft prac when u pour water down ur body, i feel a sugar rush thru my bones.
stop torturing me, pls come to me tonight. i wanna grab ur balls.

hahaha.. see how he face his rugby mate.
n then we went home.
ok.. if i noe i am gng there just to eat, i'll just stay at home n slurp on maggi mee..

here r some funny things tt happened ytd..

b4 presentation...
everyone: morning sir..
me: sir, u r so handsome n we (xt and i) are so pretty..
mredwinlim: i noe im handsome dunnid to tell me
me: no, our main focus is on the second part of the sentence..
edwinlim: which is?
me n xt: WE ARE SO PRETTY!!!!!

during presentation:
was explaining the list of things we would lyk to implement in the website n edwinlim interrupt n toked abt the second thing..
gonaidi, xt, weihao: (busy explaining).......
me: aiyah, tcher, let's go one by one..
edwinlim: wah, u eh me, nv die b4 arh?
me: (ignore and continue presenting).....

in the class for edwinlim lesson:
not enuff computer terminal so i offered to share pc with xt.
edwinlim: hu dun haf a computer?
me: (raise up my hand)
edwinlim: then u will haf to come n use my com instead..
me: if i go up front n use the tcher;s com, u will haf to listen to me leh..
edwinlim: ok, then nvm..

everyone logged in n i let xt logged in instead of me.
so edwin lim asked everyone to create a folder in the com..
then ltr announce tt tt file shall be the file they use to hand in the test.
edwinlim: so seowhui, u will haf to go over and join the other class for test.
me: hhuh.....
edwinlim: nvm lah, since u keep saying u pretty....
me: just cuz of this sentence frm u, i'll go over..
edwinlim: (to the rest of the class).. guys, nw u noe how to pls a gal huh? always say they r pretty, if cannot then u'll haf to buy diamonds.
me: (immediately) ok.. i dun wan to go over alrdy!
edwinlim: oi! ...

during sad lesson..
doing a quiz.. super duper hard. abit fed up..
me: (started singing) xiao yu san.... xiao yu san....
the song frm the charity show the day b4.
xt, ly and yq: seowhui, u siao alrdy..
aft awhile, ly managed to solve part of it n got so happy..
me: so nw is the time when all of us must get together and sing..
me n xt: xiao yu san... xiao yu san.............
lololololol

during erp lesson:
kept smelling coffee but didnt noe where it was coming frm..
tcher was teaching the steps of doing SAP..
me: so nw wad.. click the button "coffee"??
tcher: wad coffee? is copy.... u do until blur alrdy..
me: oh yah... lolol. i kept smelling coffee smell..
then i turn arnd n saw ian drinking coffee..

haiz.. shit..
i wonder wad r my frens gng to do w/o me....
they wun be laughing as much as they do nw..
but y am i always such a clown?????

yo yo

latest update
no more tioman island trip..
sad....

but BUT BUT!!!
IT IS REPLACED BY A TRIP TO REDANG ISLAND!!!!!!
I AM SUPER DUPER HAPPY!!!

n then n then...
my aunties are planning a one night stayover at sentosa
i cant blif it man!!
im finally gng to see the sun!!!!!
im gng to enjoy my jun holidays!!!

=DDDD

yo yo yo!

i tink im having more n more things to blog everyday
which is a gd n a bad thing

anyway, i realise tt my dear frens have been doing surveys abt me behind my back!!!!

1) dear mr kind derrick asked many guys in my class.
"if i were to improve my way of walking, will they like me?"
and the result was yes!!
he told me on the bus to change my style of walking
n then told me this survey he took
ok.. OK.. I H.E.A.R.D A.L.L O.F Y.O.U!!!!!
everyone's been telling me to change my style of walking..
im trying!!!!
so i expect to see more guys falling at my feet. lol

2) ms goody xueting did a survey with alot of pple in class
n the result was "i have to get married to a rich man in order to survive"
lololol. okok.. tt's not a bad thing lah.. lolol
but i promise i wun anyhow spend money!!!

yo pple!!!

here comes my lectures..
alot of topics really
lemme show u the content page first

1)idiots standing on top deck of bus
2)idiots smoking in lift
3)work
4)my mother
5)my holiday!!!!!!

lemme start

1) i really really cant stand those idiots standing on top deck of bus alrdy!!!
ok i noe maybe some of them nv study physics before.
but but i feel lyk i am endangered!!!
the bus might topple over ANY moment n i'll die
WTF!!! i havent enjoy life yet!!!

2) i also cannot stand those fucking idiots who smoke in lifts lah!!!
especially in my lifts
can u believe i make an effort to smell nice b4 i go out of my hse..
n then a mere 20+ secs in lift, n i come out reeking of cigarette smells....
hw can lyk tt???
plus... i have to hold my breath for 20+ seconds in order nt to pollute my lungs..

3) hah. at least nw on to better things.
my work was fun today.
esp the last class.
all the kids were so active.
there's this boy who's very naughty.
but the naughty things he do are also through dep thinking..
see hw he tease me n xt..
gosh, he can drive u nuts!!!
haha.. but he's totally a diff person when his mum's arnd.
lolol. so when we said tt he was naughty in class his mother said wan to go home n teach him a lesson..
u see his face is lyk super sad.
so we faster tried to plead with his mother. lol.

4) yes yes my mother..
wads so nice to tok abt my mother leh????
lolol. actually is sum after thoughts of my work lah
during work i see every mother is lyk holding onto prad*, gucc*, chane*, burberr* etc etc
then aft work on orchard road, even teenagers are holding them.
but my mother nv hold them when gng out.
it's not tt she dun haf, it's just tt she dun see the need
(although she kept asking me n my sis to buy for her, but she dun mean it lah)
even if we buy for her, we knew tt in the end we wld be the one using it more often than her.
so might as well, DUN BUY!
hu cares whether it's branded anot.
as long as the quality is gd n it is nice, the brand doesnt matter!!!

5) yeah!!! im gng tioman island for a june holiday
i am super duper extraordinarily happy
i need a break!!!!!
im gng to dive!!!!
im gng to see the sun!!!!
im gng to get my feet dirty!!!
im gng to laugh all i can!!!!
=DDDDDDDDDD

im nt feeling well
have been sick for these 2 days.
vomitted a total of 6 times in just 24 hrs..
GRRRRR!!!
high fever of 38.2 degrees!!!
just bcuz of 2 prawns....

hope i'll be able to recover by tml.....

n the funniest thing was i was watching fated to love u b4 eveything happened.
n i stopped at the part where the female lead got pregnant..
then when i was slping i felt lyk vomitting too..
n i tot tt i was pregnant!!!
lololol

like shit..
cant seem to put songs in my blog.
i'll put it in my post
heh..

i need to complain
had a fierce fight with a baby lizard ytd night
crawled pass me when im gng to bathe
dragged my father in to catch it for me
it disappeared under my laundry basket n refused to come out no matter how many times i kicked the basket..
then i decided to lift it up with my hands n i saw it right there..
underneath struggling away
i ran all the way out to the living rm n hide there.
luckily my father caught it n threw it down the rubbish chute
sorry i didnt mean to be mean but i really cant survive with lizards
always creeping up behind me n scare me..

before this time there's another which appeared when i was bathing.
i was telling myself get over it
just dun look at it
then the next time i turn i saw it just right beside me.
i stopped bathing n wrapped my towel n ran out
no no no.. i scream lyk shit b4 running out.
i was so scared until i cried...
grrrrr.. hu ask u to come invade my privacy!!!!

then then then..
i cant stand the stupid idiots who smoke inside the lift..
wth!!! i had to stop breathing for 20+ secs..
n then charged out of the lift..
grrr.. inconsiderate pple..
i had to reek of cigarettes smell for the rest of the day..

ok.. i've finished complaining.. thanks.

yo!!!

ytd finally watched finish my go get karl! oh soo jung!
the most memorable part is not when both the lead got together aft much obstacles
but the part where the moter gt dementia n kept forgetting her family
then one day she told soo jung to go to her rm n told her tt she had to tell her this b4 she lose her memory again
she said tt she had kept a box of jewellery with her for emergency times.
n soo jung was so touched but when she opened the box, it's just pieces of cheap accessories.
but it's the thoughts tt count, n soo jung was so touched she kept hugging her mother n told her she luv her.
so touching!!!
imagine one day when ur love ones lost all memories of u, wad r u gng to do?

anyway, today went to desmond's hse to play mahjong.
i was set into a trap to go there n lose money
no more mahjong sessions for me
i cant win!!!!!
lyk shit
all their family was there n i felt so extra
but luckily there's another desmond's fren too n xt made sure to keep me company
haha, n his family was also very fun lah, esp the ahma, kept laughing at me when i dunno hw to play.

yo!!

these 2 days have been extremely tiring
but seeing smiles on the children's face n how they get close to u n starts to play with u just brightens up my days
some kids are just so lovable they leaves very very deep impression on u..
lyk roy n jolene who were very competitive
steffi very beautiful gal
malcolm very active
stayed with him n played cuz his parents havent finish parental training
javier who cried n cried n cried n tink tt everyone will bully him..
but managed to be coaxed by me n derrick n then at the end of the lesson he was joining in the fun..
im sure gonna miss them when i leave..

had abit of argument today
well i dunno is it a misunderstanding or one party was telling lies
but it's all over..
slpt in the meeting rm while waiting for xt to finish her class.
both me n derrick have no classes alrdy
i felt tt i can do better when im not alone
as in im not having a one man show.
i prefer a tcher teaching in front n im amidst them helping them with their work
which is wad me n derrick or me n xt have been doing
i find tt stooping down to their level helps me to communicate better with them..
n the most impt thing is u must tell them tt u r not gng to be a tcher but a fren with them
they will tend to open up more.
the main tcher teaches the faster students while i help those lagging behind.

made promises with one of them while derrick brought the other boys to toilet..
told him to bring his fave storybk along n show me.
cuz i was chatting with him abt pets.
enjoyed getting the whole class to bully derrick together.
lyk slapping really really hard on his palm when he asks for hi-fives.
then i'll do low fives n really high fives n mini fives with them.
i feel they enjoy the lessons which is really very heartwarming to know tt.
when parents knew tt we were new, we saw the questioning eyes in them.
but at the end of the lesson when they saw their child smiling, they commented us for doing a great job.

k.. im gonna continue n earn money n go GSS!!

working made me see how unfair this world is lah
how can a child be rich, gd looking n smart at the same time
all the kids there r frm rich family
their half sem cost is lyk our poly full yr cost
WTH!!!
u see little boys listening to their own ipod n little gals busy playing on their pda phone.
children wearing burberry, polo ralphs, crocs, birkenstock
parents holding gucci, lv, chanel bags
wah liao
die die must send my gal here next time n find a rich bf
lololol

tml play mahjong
hope i wun lose
but with a senior there, i tink the chance is quite low. lol

hello pple!!!

today was funny.
had a speed dating session during gems today.
i swear im gng to start gng in late every thurs.
every morning when i havent wake up we have to play games, most stupid.
so we had to tok to diff pple we dunno and at the end of each session, we have to write a gd point abt tt person.
i started with danial first.
forced him to write "pretty" and i'll write "handsome" in return..

the next few was.........
i tried to tok lah..
but my qn was always "do u lyk this gems?"
many said no cuz of the same reason as me too!!!
lololol.
so yeah, we were suposed to keep those strips of paper in our wallet.
then rest of the clss was ok.
the gd point abt this class is tt we dun haf to sit n stare while the tcher tok.
we have lots of activities to do, which i tink is quite gd for a 8am class.
red thru the strips of paper.
hahaha. got one person wrote "cute eyes"!!!
lololol.. ironic..

gambled in fc4.
lost 90 cents but they did not claim frm me.

chiong project..
actualy is they chiong.
i nth to do.
my game n application was rejected. haiz..

had presentation ltr.
ok. i tink i presented quite funny.
cuz everyone was laughing.

then had break where they played daidee..
i didnt join in..
just watched them play.

then had law tutorial..
abit crap again.
luffed lyk crazy when there was a skit.
chong ming was supposed to say "u bloody woman wanting to suck the blood out of me.."
then he said "u bloody woman wanting to suck my... suck the blood out of me."
then i imediately shout "suck wad???"
n everybody laughed..
then was toking abt bitch n stuffs n the tcher said tt our class is supposed to be PG..
then i was lyk "tcher, our whole class 18 and above alrdy.."
then he asked me "so wad is r?"
then i was lyk "wad r?"
n he said "u dun even noe wad is r. tt's y our class must be PG."
then our class started saying tt "we are all above 18 alrdy.!!!"
then he told the whole class tt i dun even noe wad is r.. dun pollute my mind.
n everyone was lyk "tcher, u r so wrong..."
lololol.. indicating im the dirtiest minded lah!!!!

then edwin gonaidi n ian started poking things into my belt..
while saying they are weapons lyk sword n knife. -_-"......

aft sch went with liyan to far east again cuz she wans to get her bag changed.
fell aslp on the bus. haha.
ate at my fave hans n then went to change her bag n then shopped while.
surprise!!!
saw the korean gal tt said she was leaving for korea ytd night.
not very sure is it her anot..
but if is, y did she wan to lie to us??
ah nvm, pls just employ us!!!
at arnd 6.30pm i wanted to go home..
i wan to go catch "showdown"!!!

super funny when jeremy rolled out of the bowling alley n bang into the metal wall.

we wan to shop during GSS!!!!

yo pple!

had a busy busy day today
always rushing arnd..

first it was rushing to class with liyan cuz the others were late
went in the class and saw tt only one quarter came
we were super shock
then the others started coming in
n they were super shock too
tt we were earlier than them
lololol

didnt listen thruout
i cant stand the indian accent alrdy
he kept saying sailor sailor when it was supposed to be seller
made me wonder wad has sailor got to do with FM

then went orchard with xt, derrick, danial n edwin
pulled edwin there literally lol..
went to wheelock place for xt's mum's hp to be sent for repair
saw two "statues" there.
they were really still..
not even their hair was moving
me n edwin were tempted to go act as tourist n take photo with them
then me n edwin showed off our jap skills.

e: ji li ku lu i dunno wad he's toking abt..
me: kim chi desu ka??
edwin: bla bla bla..
me: hon to ni!!!

translation:
e: ask me my name..
me: ur name is kimchi?
edwin: no, my name is toyota..
me: REALLY!!!

LOLOL..

then went to eat pepper lunch..
at the underpass got two guys performing "sugar sugar" by archies..
n the guy pointed at me when singing sugar..
edwin say i can go donate liao.. lolol

then rushed to rolex building for interview with igenius
not bad lah.. play with kids..

then rushed back for dbit bonding day
me n ly volunteered to model the clothes.
cuz we tot it was just a walk n we can get the clothes.
but we found out tt we had to pose!!!
wah.. lyk shit..

then we went to orchard again with yq..
shopped arnd far east..
tried on shoes..
found lots of nice clothes..
but im not buying..
interviewed for many jobs..
finally got this one with a korean fashion shop.
the gal was very frenly. a korean gal.
n she said tt most prob she will get both of us..
we were so happy.
then aft tt saw this another korean fashion shop.
actually saw it b4 n ask to interview.
then they say come back 20 mins ltr..
so we shopped arnd n went back
then the guy told us the part time position was taken up.
so we were guessing maybe the guy was the gal's husband
then the gal tell the guy got 2 apply for part time alrdy so the guy say no more part time alrdy
lolol. we day dreamning..
but the gal say she has a lot of shops.
hope both of us can work together.
gosh. so many job offer nw!!! lolol.

ate at long john.
the counter guy kept saying vulgarities in front of us n even came out of the kitchen with a cigarette in his mouth
wah.. who knows if im eating his ashes in my chicken!!!

let's work n save money for TAIWAN trip n also go shopping!!!!