Few days ago I quarrelled with Brandon "Cream Monster" Koh.
Note: He loves using our body cream, and he uses more than us.
YES, u heard me right!
I, an auntie where my nephews can just call me "Seow Hui", and climb over my head, and steal my food, quarrelled with my nephew.
It started with I showing my cousins Yoo Geun dancing "Ring Ding Dong".
I kept saying that he is very cute and handsome.
And Brandon got so angry that he went out crying, saying that he don't like the little boy, saying that I kept saying the other boy very handsome.
Finding it very funny, I proceeded to ask him "Eh, are you going to marry me next time? If not, why can't I like other boys?"
He looked so angry he wanted to hit me.
Then he asked me to "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!!"
This angered me.
I can stand their nonsense, I can let them play me anyhow they want, but I can't stand disrespect.
We went into a cold war for the next few days.
Until one day when I came home from work, I still wasn't talking to him.
And I ask my sis not to talk to him too.
My sis and my auntie started explaining to him what I was angry about.
Funny thing is, everyone thought I was angry over his jealousy, but in actual fact, I;m angry that he does not respect me.
Then they proceeded to ask him to apologise to me, kneeling in front of me and stuffs.
He apologised insincerely, then suddenly just burst out crying saying that he don't want to say sorry.
Wah liao, I almost cried too.
It's very hard to be angry with them one OK.
But to show them that it's wrong, I have to.
In the end I explained to him, and we patched up.
(Look at how cute Di Di is.)
So now we are good again.
Next is our dear Damien "What are you doing" Koh.
Note: He is always being a monster but when my auntie shouted at him "DAMIEN KOH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!", he will go "OK" and sit down like a very nice child.
Polaroid effect.
One day, he saw me eating Kinder Bueno.
Damien: What is that?(He loves asking this question, which also means "I want to eat")
Me: Chocolate
D: Who buy one? Huh? I buy one leh.
M: Who says? Is Seow Ting buy one hoh.
D: Is Gu Po buy for me one leh. She tells me I can take and go home one leh.
M: ...
D: Who say you can eat?
M: ...
D: You.. You.. You Diamond Pig!
And he left the room.
I don't know to laugh or cry.
That night, my sis was eating Kinder Bueno too.
The same conversation was repeated.
Is this how a diamond pig looks like? But it's not diamond leh..
Oh OH..
Because Di Di haven't learn to control his business without the aid of a pamper, thus, his father punished him by letting him wear pampers without shorts in the morning.
One day, I look at his butt and I thought he lao sai and leaked.
This birthmark on his upper thigh looks like sai loh!
And then one day I came home with a shopping bag and he was so interested he look like he wanted to climb into the bag.
Anyway, one day he asked his mother where Mao Mao came from.
His mother answered him that she bought it.
Then he asked her where he came from.
And she started the usual story that mothers always tell their children - that he was picked up from the rubbish bin.
And he got very sad that he was picked up from the rubbish bin and he even said that nobody loved him.
Then my sister started calling him Dustbin Baby.
Funny thing is, he is angry not about the dustbin part, but the baby part.
He kept telling her he is not a baby.
Not a baby meh?
Anyway, they like to use my phone to take pics.
Here's what they took.
Now I know he was half naked when he took this photo.
This photo looks like he only has 4 toes on his left feet.
How come this baby looks freakingly similar to my grandpa?
Actually, the purpose of this post is to show you all these.
Like that sleep is it comfortable?
Ooh, Brandon has such round and firm ass!
I think I'm ruining their future.
