guess wad i saw today..
early in the morning??
ans: a cat licking its own vagina..
im quite sure tt it's a female..
cuz i dun see any dick..
perfect way to start my day huh??
i ask jiali y animals lick their own private parts..
she looked at me and say...
"ur too obsessed wid biology.."
oh.. ok.. fine..
but i insisted on asking further..
so she told me it's just lyk y humans masturbate..
tt's when i came to a conclusion..
tt cat is masturbating..
portia tan was so angry today..
dunno y.. she's always having pms..
heck..
then it's bio..
jacob explaining to us pregnancy n abortion..
the pregnancy part is so funny..
cuz the pic shows a foetus upside down..
then i was asking if the baby ever feels dizzy or not..
for being upside down for lyk.... 9 months!!!
then jacob says tt the baby mite run out of oxygen..
so i showed them how a pregnant mother shld breathe..
then ryan mentioned tt mothers shld bring an oxygen tank all arnd..
quite funny.. ok.. not very..
then is pe..
i cant go.. cuz i hurt my baq..
but when i told pple today..
they look at me wid questioning eyes..
kinda pissed off by tt..
dun blif then dun blif..
then pls dun ask me nxt time if u not gonna blif things tt i say..
recess was fun..
i hafta act lyk i was financial difficult..
hahaha...
then it's maths again.. sian diao..
chem.. yucks..
but luckily i was called to the dentist..
i was watching the dentist washing zuzi's teeth..
it was so amazing when the dentist shone lyk a blue light in her mouth which i tink will solidify the substance tt he put in..
i kept staring at her mouth at the blue light..
n zuzi tot wad was happening..
then it's my turn..
only den did i noe the blue light was not fun at all..
the dentist kept asking me to open my mouth wider..
my lips are tearing but he's still insisting..
so i was counting down the blue light thingy..
20 secs.. if im not wrong..
finally.. nw my teeth feels lyk it has a thousand holes..
hahahahaha..
nxt monday will be my laogong's time..
ta-da!! shaorong!!!
i wonder y dentist lurves to blabber to themselves n assume tt the patients can hear them..
then aft sch.. me jiali n lizhen went to ginza to study..
at the bus stop.. i kept playing wid amanda's name lyk how zach n isaac always play wid mine..
then jiali n lizhen will do the echo-ing behind..
so cuteeee!!!
i tot tt i was going to study..
but i ended up buying the ring re-enforcement n paste it on every sheet of my paper..
jiali.. lizhen.. yi xuan n amanda r so fed up wid me every since i came baq frm dentist..
i've been touching my teeth non-stop..
lolololol..
amanda said tt im intelligent n hardworking..
im her role model..
ooh-hoo!!! im so honoured.. lololololol..
